Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Barf-o-rama & Poop-elepsy Hell...


We are officially on day 11 of the stomach flu - that's right - DAY 11 - with O. It is every-other day barfing and the other days poop-elepsy (i.e. diarrhea). It is clockwork - first thing in the morning - right around 6:00 - O wakes up from a dead sleep and barfs or poops - it is lovely, LOVELY I TELL YOU!!! There is not a place on my floor that has not been polluted by this 2-year-old. I have called the doctor incessantly - it is a flu bug...Can last up to 2 weeks, vomiting is sporadic, diarrhea, fevers...We would be happy to see him, but there isn't anything we can give him. Keep him hydrated...blah, blah, blah...This is why I pay our pediatrician the big bucks??? (OK - so it is only a $25 co-pay, but still.) There are a few things I need right now: A maid, a vactation (to someplace warm), and for O to STOP BARFING!! (Also, I wouldn't mind if the CCAA could pick up the @#$%$#*%@ pace!! Give me a break! Sept. 8th??? Seriously???) **I appologize for the cussing...it has just been one of those - (11) days - but who's counting?**

7 comments:

t~ said...

Oh, that sux! I am exhausted for you just thinking about it. I am so sorry, I hope everyone gets to feeling better soon.

Kevin said...

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. My fam is responsible for the biohazard that has infested your home.

Andrea said...

Sorry to hear things aren't getting better. I hope you are all feeling better before the holidays hit. Let me know if you need anything!!

Lisa and Tate said...

So sorry you have the PLAGUE!!!! Will this be something I get to look forward to with Tate???? I guess I'll get the amazing with the crap!!! Oh, love your puppy and your blog!!

Lisa

Middle-Aged Moi said...

YUCK YUCK YUCK! I just got through THREE WEEKS of my kids taking turns with the flu. I am so sorry. As soon as things are better, you need to get out, girl. Go shopping, have dinner with friends, LIVE AGAIN!

Sympathizing,

Janet

Shannon said...

Thanks for the nice post about my bowling girl.

I am SO sorry you have had this bug in your house for so long. What. A. Drag! I hope O gets better immediately and then a magical person arrives to clean your home while you go to a spa! You certainly deserve it!

Regarding the cussing about the CCAA- I've been cussing up a storm over here. Muttering around the house in my funk!

Susie said...

Scott here,
I gotta get you some of that gag gift fake vomit.....